I’m sure I could tie this into some tort issue, but I’m just posting this because.
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(via LifeHacker)- As law students, we’re predisposed to whining. A lot. Stop it.
Via TJ’s Double Play From last year’s Cardozo Law Revue, a parody placing Beavis and Butthead in the mix of the Palsgraf case.
Karl Rove Interview - On Harvard Time
Wow. As an Eli I’m a little predisposed against Cantabs. But this particular Cantab has to have his pants specially made to contain his ENORMOUS BALLS. Here, Cantab Derek Flanzraich, a senior at Harvard, interviews Karl Rove for the web show “On Harvard Time.” Among the highlights, calling Karl a “turd blossom,” making Karl recount the time in 3rd grade a girl beat him up, and laughingly opening the piece with forcefully dawning Rove with a “happy GayPril” lei. Watch Rove close the piece by creeply threatening to send Flanzraich to Gitmo.
In the spirit of always looking for alternatives; closing yet another door.
Charles Manson
(Expressing My Second Thoughts About Firm Life)
A chart of the trends in the US News ranking for the top 25 law schools over the past decade (to 2006). (via Concurring Opinions)
Man, what happened at Texas between the years ‘97 and ‘99? 18->29->15!
I think Leiter’s critiques are so on point that U.S. News will feel too backed-in-a-corner (and self-justified) to actually address them so long as any such changes would appear to be a response to Leiter et al.
Dealing with U.S. news seems to me like dealing with the proverbial hard-headed dad: you have to make them feel like any changes were their own decision.
The justice is collaborating with legal writing guru Bryan Garner on a book about the art of persuading judges.
This is a little old, but worthy of a note-to-self via blog.
In 2006-2007, Bryan Garner interviewed eight of the nine Justices about legal writing and advocacy.
Another one for the Absurd Crim Law Hypo File: he was shooting a hole through his wall in order to install a TV dish.
U.S. News Secret Rankings Memo
A (parody) memo written by U.S. News “law school ranking executive,” describing how the magazine arrived at this year’s official rankings. (via Leiter’s Law School Report, via Concurring Opinions)

So the numbers have leaked, and UT went back up a few notches. Good for UT. Good for Dean Sager.
Brian Leiter has asked bloggers not to post the the overall rankings, but instead focus on the more meaningful bits of underlying data. I’ll leave that to Leiter.
As much as I take issue with U.S. News rankings, there’s no denying that they still have weight - even if only to incoming students (who bring better credentials/guts, who become better alum, who give more money, and the frog ate the fly that sat on the log).
But, more importantly to why I mention the overall rankings here: Hopefully now the 33% (more?) of UT Law students who dribble about what a ‘bad’ dean Sager is because of U.S. News ranking drops will start to quip about what a ‘good’ dean he is; because he deserves it.
Do the rankings show Sager deserves a high-five? I don’t think the rankings can assess a dean’s successes in any straightforward way between years. But, there are a number of students out there who took issue with last years U.S. News drop, and pointed to it as indicating Sager’s ineptitude.
So, on your logic, said students, welcome the new old Dean Sager back.
The same students moaning about Sager’s part in the U.S. News drop last year also moan about Sager’s proposed tuition increase. So, with any luck, we’ll keep pecking up that chart for the next few years (the buzz from many is that UT is the most likely to break into the T14 next year). I hope we peck up the U.S. News charts because, if we do, it will likely be due, indirectly, to the forthcoming tuition increases. And, sometimes it’s fun to watch people realize they haven’t thought things through.
UT to T14! UT to $28K!
Wish I was last years class; glad I’m not next years class.