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I know it’s a little early for this as far as actual journal write-on time goes. But, I do know that a few journals are touting their summer ‘free pass onto a journal’ programs about now.
So, for the two 1L’s that read this, a think piece from a friend of mine at UVA (via Virgina Law Weekly)
Study of Lawyer Productivity: Childless Women > Fathers > Childless Men > Mothers
Father and son sport forehead tattoos in mug shots - Boing Boing
Last summer, the court I worked at held a trial wherein a jail house snitch testified. On his forehead were the words “Tell Me - I Want To Know.”
An Austin defense lawyer jailed while representing a client on charges of driving while intoxicated; he ”made a simulated masturbatory gesture with his hand while making eye contact with the court in response to an objection by the state to his interference with the court plea bargain inquiry.”
(hat tip MSG)
Yesterday I was lamenting to a good friend of mine about how depressing it is to look back and realize how much I have forgotten about everything I have learned. I’ve been in school for more years than I care to recount, and I’ve delved deep into fairly diverse subjects (double major in philosophy and biology, now a law student, etc.). Ask me today, though, and I’ll be hard pressed to sound like I know much more than the average joe about those subjects (including first year torts; and the rest of the first year curriculum for that matter). The article linked above gives some interesting advice for just this problem.
Drop Courses Every Semester
Horrifyingly, next week is already the time to make choices for next semester’s classes. I came across this interesting advice for course selection at a blog I frequent, Study Hacks. The permalink to the article was broken, so I’ve copied it in its entirety here.
Course Overload
One of the key concepts of last week’s Radical Simplicity Manifesto was the importance of a manageable course schedule. Organizational techniques can only take you so far. Eventually, the confluence of too many hard courses becomes too much to handle. Avoid this problem by avoiding overwhelming schedules.
The advice described in this post goes a long way toward this goal. I first learned this unexpected nugget way back in 2003, when I was conducting the initial interviews for How to Win at College. It stuck with me for two reasons. One, it’s simple. Two, it opened my eyes to how much control elite students maintain over who or what gets permission to demand their attention.
The rules reads as follows: Drop a course every semester.
From Overload to Reduction
Allow me to elaborate. At the beginning of each semester, sign up for one or two more courses than the normal load for your school. During the first two weeks, attend all of these classes. Read the syllabi. Get a feel for the professor’s lecture style and personality. Ask questions about what the tests or papers will be like. Complete a few reading assignments and gauge what the ensuing discussions require. Once you have completed this scholastic recon: drop the courses you liked the least; leaving yourself with a normal course load.
There is no penalty for dropping courses. It costs no money. It doesn’t show up on your transcript. But the advantages to you can be substantial… A Little Pain to Avoid a Lot Yes, I agree, it’s annoying to sit in on extra classes. But it’s just for two weeks. And the first two weeks of the semester are the easiest. This is a small price to pay to avoid a toxic course — the type of mood killing, time stealing, kick in the groin monsters that have a way of thoroughly trashing unsuspecting undergraduates.
In How to Win, I referred to this technique as an Academic Insurance Policy. It protects you against disaster semesters.
From Controlled to Control
The students who first taught me this advice had a strong desire to control their experience. One of the ways they were able to support a Rhodes Scholar lifestyle, without going insane, was by fastidiously eliminating any potential source of mental friction in their day to day schedule. They realized that taking great care in course selection is a crucial piece in ensuring that their college experience foldings the way they wanted.
My humble suggestion: follow their lead.
1L Survival Guide: So you wanted to go to law school to get rich, huh? Now that it’s almost 3/4th the way through your first year, and just about on the far side of OCI, you’re probably starting sense that the $160K/yr jobs don’t exactly flow like honey. Shit, even at $160K/yr, after Uncle Sam takes his chunk, and then you figure in your $2K/month loan payments, you’re not exactly the collar-popping tycoon you envisioned yourself to be. You won’t be poor; but you wont be worry-free, either.
On the other hand, maybe you came to law school to do some good in the world. If you haven’t already figure out how f’cked YOU are, my public service friend, it’s time to pull out your calculator and shove it inside your eye socket.
So, while the debt is inescapable, at least you learn to handle the debt collectors. This link will get you a starting point.
One last piece of advice not covered in the article: remember, you can always avoid paying back your debt by permanently moving to some heart of darkness deep in a foreign jungle. If you’re in to being rich, you’ll be the richest guy/gal in the village. And if you’re in to helping people, there’s no better place than the 3rd world. Ex-Pat repayment plan go.
If Clemens lied, he’s totally going to jail. P.S., Clemens totally lied.
