I Gave Obama The Girl-Shake

I saw Obama this morning. He was great; the crowd was great.
I shook his hand twice. One time was immortalized on camera. It was pretty much the girly-est handshake two straight men could put together. To be fair, Obama is a lefty, and I went for him with my right hand. Also, I’m a little gay for Obama.
At least I have the bigger hands.

