Karl Rove Interview - On Harvard Time
Wow. As an Eli I’m a little predisposed against Cantabs. But this particular Cantab has to have his pants specially made to contain his ENORMOUS BALLS. Here, Cantab Derek Flanzraich, a senior at Harvard, interviews Karl Rove for the web show “On Harvard Time.” Among the highlights, calling Karl a “turd blossom,” making Karl recount the time in 3rd grade a girl beat him up, and laughingly opening the piece with forcefully dawning Rove with a “happy GayPril” lei. Watch Rove close the piece by creeply threatening to send Flanzraich to Gitmo.

